The Ambassador of Israel Ambassador is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Diplomatic Majesty with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 28.041 billion embassy staff members are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Embassy. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming diplomatic economy, worth a remarkable 2,737 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,640 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israel Ambassador's national animal is the polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Israel Ambassador is ranked 9,542^nd in the world and 2^nd in Israel for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,869.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.